pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

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An accurate representation of my social skills

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fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

image

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white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

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rickoconnells:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe






















As a human being who has lived on the island of Ireland my entire life I can confidently say that “fuck you” in Irish is not “rafter”. I’ve heard “focáil leat” as the closest translation, like I can’t even comprehend where rafter’s come out of.

rickoconnells:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe

As a human being who has lived on the island of Ireland my entire life I can confidently say that “fuck you” in Irish is not “rafter”. I’ve heard “focáil leat” as the closest translation, like I can’t even comprehend where rafter’s come out of.




think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

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