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Paula.22.Irish.
In college studying Law.

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

freeze-dried-kittens:

its not a sex toy mom, its a sex action figure

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.