claraozwald: claraozwald: HOW IS JARED PADALECKI IN LITERALLY EVERY TV SHOW AND MOVIE EVER BUT IVE NEVER NOTICED H O W
kattygirls: Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
unjolras: my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
meladoodle: NO i do NOT have time for this i am a very BUSY MAN *hangs up phone**continues jerking off*
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
Shoe-inhibitions: When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
theangelshaveallfallen: gabrielrising: cas-is-your-unicorn-dean: first Wednesday without supernatural are you telling me it’s only been a week??
basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
casfeathers: mixgoldenphoenix: gracelesscas: i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas “I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?” “You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
consulting-time-lord-in-impala: mobiuskleinstein: thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people. only rude ones
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
Hello, I’m Cannibal! OH HAHAHA I MEAN HANNIBAL what a funny slice of the tongue....– the writers of Hannibal showing off their very well-practiced subtlety (via bastardfromabasket)
winchesterlicious: mama, just killed a man pulled a knife across his throat served him for dinner, told a joke
Me: That looks delicious...
Me: ....But it's people...
Me: The presentation on that plate is lovely!
Me: ...But... People...
Me: I could watch him in the kitchen for ages....
Me: ....But EVERYTHIng is people.
Me: ....I'm so disgusted, yet impressed.
22drunkb: dottewa: scaredycas: If cas ate all the purgatory souls does that mean that Benny was in cas at some point This is a joke but at the same time I was actually sure this was why they didn’t like each other. Oh, awkward.
gamsee: my whole life is just “oh ok”
tardis-in-purgatory: i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”